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My Toothpaste Causes Anxiety in Giraffes

Or so they say.

Here’s my story: odd but true.

First, let me say my particular brand and type of toothpaste gives me an award-winning smile with a minty freshness that lasts all day long. And if I didn’t know better, it made my cavities disappear.

It makes my life feel so special by giving me that award-willing smile.